Entrevista

• Quais são seus hobbies, o que você gosta de fazer em seu tempo livre?
  I make silicone toys as a hobby: cockrings and dildos and such. Feel free to ask me about it if you're into that kinda thing, or maybe want a dildo made from your dick!
• O que o distingue de todas as outras pessoas que você conhece?
  I dunno... a mirror? Is this a trick question?
• O que você faz para se divertir?
  The same thing I do for work.
• Quais são 5 coisas que você não pode viver sem?
  In increasing order of importance:
  
  1 Shelter,
  2 Food,
  3 Water,
  4 Oxygen, and (most especially)
  5 Cock.
• O que você mais gosta em si mesmo?
  Oh my God! What a ridiculous and wonderful question to ask! I can't imagine the deep, meaningful responses this question must solicit... or rather "ilicit." NO! Wait...! I mean "ELICIT!" Jeez...!
  No seriously, I'd have to say what I enjoy most about myself is my humility (followed closely by my cheekiness.)
  But what my clients most enjoy, I'd guess would be either my booty, or my throat... Hard to pick which is better.
• Com que frequência você viaja? Você prefere viajar ou você é mais um casero?
  I love to travel. I'm a slut at heart: I enjoy sampling new and exciting men. It's really an addiction. Like a sex-crazed locust, I descend upon a city, consume all the cock, then move on to the next town.
  
  Recently I've been to Hawaii, San Francisco, Puerto Rico, Los Angeles, St Mar-teen, St Barth's, Chicago, Denver, Boulder, Copper Mountain, Vail, Palm Springs, Boston, St Louis, Philadelphia, Tel-Aviv, Jerusalem, Cancun, Cozumel, the Cayman Islands, New Orleans, Fire Island, the Bahamas, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Providence, Provincetown, Atlanta, Birmingham, Gran Canaria, Washington DC, Qatar, Dubai, Cologne, and, most frequently, Berlin.
  
  I only wish I spoke any foreign language. In school I took Latin and Ancient Greek, which don't count for shit!